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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Battle of the babes





Let's just reduce this race to the lowest common denominator. So the real question is which one is hotter? Are male voters between the ages of 18 and 64 likely to vote for a Blue Dog homespun motherly type, or the hot ranch babe?

Of course, the old sexist joke is: You've got two candidates for a job. Both have different qualifications and both bring different qualities to the job. Which do you hire? The one with the big hooters.

In this case, both candidates wear particularly modest clothing, making it difficult to make that distinction...

7 comments:

  1. SHS is getting a big butt. Kristi is still a MILF.

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  2. Kristi is fucking HOT. Stephanie is starting to show some age. It is probably from living with a Texan. You know everything is bigger down there

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  3. Big political egos make lousy fucks.

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  4. Kristi is too tall for my taste, but I guess that wouldn't matter when she's on her back. Truth be told, I'd do either one.

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  5. The dumb chicks are always better in the sack. And clearly we know which of these two I'm talking about.

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  6. good point about dumb chicks in the sack - that makes this choice ez!

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  7. So the real question is: which one looks dumber? Kristi by a mile--he has her mouth open when not smiling or talking far more often than Stephanie. She looks very dumb--of course my political beliefs tend to put her in the dumb category.

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